- Anti Joke

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

for keeps?

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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