Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what's brown and sticky A stick!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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