- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roses are red.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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