What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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