Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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