The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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