- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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