- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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