- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

what's up? my penis.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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