Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Adam Chebali has no life

._____________________. Whale!

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

hey, my names mark.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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