What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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tom pauling

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Nickelback.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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