- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

homosexuals are gay

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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