- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

This sentence is a lie.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Asians

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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