Keanu Reaves

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

guy walks into a bar, ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops