True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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