- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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