Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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heat!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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