What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Women's Rights.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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politically correct!

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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