How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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c-? men, C-men

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Christianity.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Anti Joke

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