Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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