A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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