- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

The Holocaust

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock knock Shut up

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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