What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Feminism

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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