- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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