- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

minorities.....

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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