- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

whos district champs not JM

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

fish fishy caoimhin

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??