- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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