Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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