What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Jebron Lames.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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charlie sheen

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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My Boyfriend

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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