What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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