An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

NAACP

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Me Neither.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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