Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

politically correct!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Cancer.

Whats white? A fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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