- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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