-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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