What's two plus two? Window

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

mental kid

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Womens rights

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wright flyer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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