- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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