Know what's funny? Jokes.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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