why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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