What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A kid has no friends.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Where's the dick??? east

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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