- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

My love life

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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