- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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