Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Where's my tractor?

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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