- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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