- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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