what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Logan's gay

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

I? Everett

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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