What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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