- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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