- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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