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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

hard cheese

Ben Affleck

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.