Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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