Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Adam Chebali has no life

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

squash squash who squash my ass

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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