- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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