Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Hello penis

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What does water taste like? Water

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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