What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Cows are land manatees.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Albert <3 Hunter

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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