What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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