What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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