- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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