What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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