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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

nickel back

Girls soccer

poop

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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