- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Sam Hengal.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Women's Rights Movement

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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