Barack Obama plays basketball

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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