- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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