- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

a. why? b. because

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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