- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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