Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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I once did something.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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