- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what do gay people eat?? food

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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