Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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