why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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just in time?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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