- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

I hate long jokes -_-

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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