Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Sarah Palin

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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