- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What? Huh?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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