- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

I can count to potato.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Women's Rights.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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