What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Neil Lewis

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

do you wanna hear a joke school

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

You know what's cool? Yep.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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