- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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