- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Anti Joke

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