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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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