- Anti Joke

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.